Executive Malfunctions

No you don’t. Yes, everybody briefly forgets what they went into the room for. I guess what makes this thing different is that I will walk into a room for a specific purpose and end up doing something else entirely. Example: I just went upstairs to get my laptop. When I got upstairs, I suddenly decided to go check outside and see if it was still raining too hard to walk the dog. It was, so, “task completed,” I came back down to the office. Sans laptop. Stuff like this happens all the fucking time to varying degrees, wastes time and energy, gets my day completely off whatever track I’d managed so far, and nope, I don’t like my brain very much.