Executive Malfunctions

It’s going to happen. I’m going to do that important thing. I’m just ramping up to it while I check Reddit. Woah, that’s an interesting post. Now I need to know all about how that could happen, when it started, where those people are now, etc. Yes, I’m still going to do that important thing, right after I look a little deeper into this momentarily fascinating topic.

And now I’m hungry. A person has a right to nourishment, correct? I’ll just scroll Twitter while I eat. Then, I’ll do the important thing for sure! Wait, he said what? Holy crap, that clown! If he gets elected again we’re all doomed. I’m going to panic about that possibility for a while while I keep scrolling.

Still scrolling over my long-empty plate, and now the dog is really bugging me for a walk. I could use some fresh air, so we’ll take an extra long one.

Back. Oh, man is it 3:30 already? I feel like all the juice is gone from that important thing I was going to do. There’s just no way to get that done right now. Just feels to late in the day.

Any quick projects that need doing around the house? I have to feel like I got something done today.

I can straighten up the garage! The gal should be home by the time I’m done and we’ll figure out some dinner and watch our show.

Show’s over, still a couple hours before bed time, I’ll just flip around the channels.

Time for bed. I’ll for sure do that important thing tomorrow. For real this time!